- How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles! - How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves! - Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9. - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy. - How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints! - What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon. - Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! - What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells! - What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
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