- How do you make an octopus laugh?
- How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
- What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
- How does a scientist freshen her breath?
- What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
- Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
- What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!