Aug 11

Kid-friendly jokes

  • How do you make an octopus laugh?
    With ten-tickles!
  • How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
    It waves!
  • Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7, 8, 9.
  • What kind of tree fits in your hand?
    A palm tree!
  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he felt crummy.
  • How does a scientist freshen her breath?
    With experi-mints!
  • What was the first animal in space?
    The cow that jumped over the moon.
  • Why did the student eat his homework?
    Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
  • What did the left eye say to the right eye?
    Between us, something smells!
  • What is fast, loud and crunchy?
    A rocket chip!

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