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What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?
\n<\/strong>A slowpoke!<\/p>\n

What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?<\/strong>
\nAn irrelephant!<\/p>\n

Knock, knock.<\/strong>
\nWho\u2019s there?
\n<\/em>Figs.
\nFigs who?
\n<\/em>Figs the doorbell, I\u2019ve been knocking forever!<\/p>\n

Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?<\/strong>
\nBecause they can spend years at C!<\/p>\n

Why can’t you tell a joke to an egg?<\/strong>
\nIt might crack up!<\/p>\n

What do you call a sad strawberry?<\/strong>
\nA blueberry!<\/p>\n

What do you call a huge pile of cats?<\/strong>
\nA meow-ntain!<\/p>\n

Which vegetable do sailors hate the most?<\/strong>
\nLeeks!<\/p>\n

What has four wheels and flies?<\/strong>
\nA garbage truck!<\/p>\n

What do you do when a lemon gets sick?<\/strong>
\nYou give it lemon-aid.<\/p>\n

Why are fish so smart?
\n<\/strong>Because they live in schools!<\/p>\n

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?<\/strong>
\nBecause she\u2019s always running away from the ball!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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